I love good bad jokes.
| Q: | How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper? |
| A: | Four, two in the front two in the back. |
| Q: | How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper? |
| A: | None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants. |
| Q: | How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge? |
| A: | Footprints in the butter. |
| Q: | How can you tell when there are two elephants in your fridge? |
| A: | They giggle when the door's closed. |
| Q: | How can you tell when there are three elephants in your fridge? |
| A: | It's getting hard to close the door. |
| Q: | How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge? |
| A: | There's a Mini Cooper parked outside. |
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