February 2012
17 posts
To My Future Husband:
I don’t care how you propose to me. It doesn’t need to be fancy or a huge deal. But I would love it if you would ask my dad for permission and get down on one knee.
Boy, if you’re not on one knee, that rings not touching my finger.
Hmmmm testing
mom: hey wanna hear something funny
me: sure
mom: you know what the difference between you and a calendar is
me: no
mom: a calender actually has dates
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: i know
That moment when you realize that Janis Ian from...
karensison:
… are played by the same person.
Original photo of Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian from HERE.
January 2012
20 posts
Men...
mikelernerphotography:
…if you’re at dinner with your lady and she gets up to use the bathroom, instead of checking your phone, stand up. It’s old school. Guess who will get laid that night. That’s right, you.
edit: Oh! And if she asks what you’re doing, just say, “Just being polite.” Sex and breakfast the next morning. Thank me later.
GAME OF THRONES APRIL 17TH
destroyer:
queenmyrcellas:
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December 2011
37 posts
Listen
Watchdolphinlife:
Eat It Up.
