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Men…
…if you’re at dinner with your lady and she gets up to use the bathroom, instead of checking your phone, stand up. It’s old school. Guess who will get laid that night. That’s right, you.
edit: Oh! And if she asks what you’re doing, just say, “Just being polite.” Sex and breakfast the next morning. Thank me later.
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A green-eyed dragonfly perches on the back of a frog. Picture: Luis Carlos Barriuso/Solent News & Photo Agency
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